Top 10 Most Known Internet Lies Translated

Top 10 Most Known Internet Lies Translated

  1. Coming Soon: I don’t know when, probably never
  2. Free: Use it it for free now, we make you pay later, once you depend on it
  3. No strings attached: We know you distrust us for a good reason
  4. Copyright 2008: This site might be abandoned but runs a script that updates the year in the copyright notice
  5. Interesting photos: Stolen images, I just don’t know anything about them besides that they were popular elsewhere so they must be “interesting”
  6. Make money online: Click our ads, we get commission from these affiliate networks
  7. Privacy: We just use your data for advertising, if the NSA, CIA, FBI, GOP, DIY asks us and once another company buys us we can sell our user database
  8. Click here: We know you are a dummy that does not know how the Internet works
  9. Is now Open Source: We let others do the work for free and then earn big $$$ by reselling it
  10. Social: This will transform your social life into a virtual computer game

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